Shot Through the Heart – Château Les Valentines 3-Pack
$125 | Limited Availability
A wine trio for lovers, heartbreakers, and everyone in between. Château Les Valentines brings the drama with three distinct wines that each bring something bold to the table — from flirty and fresh to structured and intense.
🍓 Miss Valentine Rosé 2023
A Provence rosé that’s as charming as its name. Made from Grenache and Cinsault, this wine is bursting with wild strawberry, white peach, and pink grapefruit. It’s light, crisp, and dangerously drinkable — the perfect companion for patios, pool days, and people you shouldn’t text.
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Grapes: Grenache, Cinsault
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Tastes like: raspberry, grapefruit, apricot, blood orange
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Pairs with: seafood, summer salads, risky texts
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Style: dry, fresh, and super crushable
🍋 Les Valentines Blanc 2023
A bright and elegant white made from Clairette, Ugni Blanc, and Rolle (aka Vermentino). Expect delicate notes of citrus peel, pear, white flowers, and a splash of salinity that screams Mediterranean coastline.
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Grapes: Clairette, Ugni Blanc, Rolle
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Tastes like: lemon zest, white peach, pear, crushed shells
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Pairs with: grilled fish, goat cheese, long lunches
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Style: aromatic, mineral-driven, fresh
🍷 La Punition Rouge 2021
Translating to “The Punishment,” this brooding red brings depth, spice, and structure. A blend of Syrah, Mourvèdre, and Grenache aged in barrel, it offers dark fruit, black pepper, and fine tannins. Smooth but intense — like someone you know you shouldn’t date.
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Grapes: Syrah, Mourvèdre, Grenache
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Tastes like: black cherry, fig, cracked pepper, espresso
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Pairs with: grilled meats, roasted veg, dramatic dinners
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Style: bold, earthy, complex
Why You’ll Love It
This pack offers the full emotional arc of a wine romance — light and playful, fresh and refined, dark and stormy. All three wines are organically farmed in the heart of Provence and crafted with minimal intervention.
Perfect for: gifting, hosting, or keeping all to yourself.